Louis ck quotes on dating
I didn’t want one of these moments like, “Jeez, honey, I’m sorry I’m not going to see you this week or this month or whatever because I’m going to LA.” I got some offers early that go out to LA and do parts on sitcoms and I said no, because it meant going and being away for a month. He was just a hilarious speaker and that’s what he did.
[, 2011] Hair I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. [, 2010] The Greatest Generation gets too much credit.
The guy’s been doing stand-up for nearly 30 years now, which means that over the years, he’s shared his thoughts on every subject imaginable. K.’s stand-up specials, TV show, interviews, talk show appearances, and Reddit AMAs to compile this list of over 70 of his wisest and funniest quotes, arranged by topic. [Paley Center, 2010] Body I am really tired of looking at my hips.
If you can get yourself into Harvard, that’s a good way to go, because every Harvard graduating class, the agencies come trolling around and they’ll look for you. [, 2012] Being Nice Life’s too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.
Here are some of his best quotes about the importance of hard work, the way your attitude shapes life, and how to not take yourself so seriously.
"I don’t have any political opinions, I just am very curious.
That shit smelling gas comes out of your ass and it makes a toot sound. Like you spend time with people you never would have chosen to spend time with, not in a million years.
His aptitude for raunchy yet on-point observations combined with his love for making furious JO motions makes him the perfect comedian for the 21st century.[, 2010] Watching Malcolm X speeches — a guy who’s saying to these people, “Nobody’s saying what you want to hear. And I’m one of the worst of you.” That’s just huge. [, 2010] Credibility Credibility lasts about two cycles of bad material, and then you’ll probably never get it back.